Jesus is the only way to heaven

While I was riding my bike today to work, there was an auto-rickshaw which managed to keep ahead of me at all times. What was interesting about the auto was what was written at the back of the yellow top which was "Jesus is the only way to heaven".

That put my mind racing across 5 different thought processes and made my boring commute a little less boring. These 5 different thoughts were:

1. Is heaven communal?
2. Is Jesus the name of a street?
3. Was the auto-rickshaw driver homicidal?
4. Was it a warning sign for anybody who tried to overtake the auto-rickshaw?
5. Is Jesus good in bed?